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Unfortunately, we're literally engineered to gravitate towards attractive individuals who smell like redwood trees and caramel.If a phone sex hotline and Tinder drank and had a baby, it would come out as Revealr.

Most online dating services are mostly a patience test for women who have to wade through a lot of junk (we’re speaking metaphorically, of course).

Ok Cupid is no longer for one-night stands, thus the chance of instant sex is rare.

However, you will be getting LAID EVERY SINGLE NIGHT (of the first Monday of the month when it's convenient) when you're married. Like Beanie Babies were supposed to do in the 21st century, Hot or Not made a legit comeback with its app. In the spirit of love, harmony, and unbridled passion, 3nder brings people together for the sole purpose of participating in a threesome. Burns is told that he has literally every disease in the world, but they've all balanced themselves out within his body and are keeping him alive. At first, yes—now people Tinder at work, in meetings, maybe during lunch, and DEFINITELY during Bar Mitzvahs.

They engage in hot, sweaty, intellectual conversations about Proust.

Do you know where Marcel friggin' Proust is Some people stick to their guns when they say they don't care about looks—and bless their hearts.

There’s also a catch you should know about: only your first five hook up attempts are free. By downloading the app, you’re given five free tickets to start.

Each one is good for one hour of your profile being visible by potential partners.

But regardless of the success of the posting, you will have to spend a ticket each time.

Obviously, you could run out of tickets quickly depending on how desperate you are or how proficient you are at the act of intercourse.

At that point, you’ll have to buy additional tickets to continue your adventures.

When (or if) someone does see your listing, the will have a simple “Yes” or “No” option to show interest. Saying yes will make the user aware of your interest in them.

Well fellas (and ladies), if you’re looking for a quick fix, there’s now an app for that. It’s called ‘Pure’ and it’s more focused on hookups than Tinder could hope to be. After all, you are still soliciting sex from strangers via the Internet.

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