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Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It is used in phrases like "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered) or you might hear something was "a half arsed attempt" meaning that it was not done properly.It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front. Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered "completely arseholed". As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well".
r u smart bcoz i need some1 smart If you are looking for chat shorthand words such as "cya", "lol", "ty", etc.
see the shorthand dictionary definition for a listing of these terms and each of their meanings.
Below is a listing of commonly used chat slang and typo's and their proper English meaning.
Bloody - One of the most useful swear words in English. It is also used to emphasise almost anything, "you're bloody mad", "not bloody likely" and can also be used in the middle of other words to emphasise them. Blow me - When an English colleague of mine exclaimed "Blow Me" in front of a large American audience, he brought the house down. Chat up - To chat someone up is to try and pick them up.
It is simply an exclamation of surprise, short for "Blow me down", meaning something like I am so surprised you could knock me over just by blowing. If you spotted a scrummy girly in a bar you might try to chat her up. Cheeky - "Eee you cheeky monkey" was what my mother said to me all the time when I was a kid.
Most people would consider you a snob or an upper class git if you used this word. Bees Knees - This is the polite version of the dog's bollocks.
So if you are in polite company and want to say that something was fabulous, this phrase might come in handy. Bomb - If something costs a bomb it means that it is really expensive. Botch - There are two expressions here - to botch something up or to do a botch job. Budge up - If you want to sit down and someone is taking up too much space, you'd ask them to budge up - move and make some space.
Chat slang is a method of typing long words and phrases as short one-to-four letter words and is also used by people who have difficulties spelling.
For example, instead of typing out "are", someone may only type "r." Although chat slang can be easier for you and sometimes faster to type, it makes it difficult to read and most people will ignore you.
Best of British - If someone says "The best of British to you" when you are visiting the UK, it simply means good luck. Blinkered - Someone who is blinkered is narrow minded or narrow sighted - they only see one view on a subject. Constant source of amusement to us Brits when you guys talk about blowing people off. Blunt - If a saw or a knife is not sharp we say it is blunt. Englishmen who live in America take great delight in ordering specialised registration plates for their cars using the letters B. Today we might use the sh** or the f*** words but bugger is still as common. It can also be used to tell someone to get lost (bugger off), or to admit defeat (we're buggered) or if you were tired or exhausted you would be buggered. When I won £10 on the lottery my mate called me a "lucky bugger". Finally to bum something means to scrounge it from someone. For example a street trader might bung something in for free if you pay cash right now! This is a cockney rhyming slang word that has become common.
It comes from when horses that pulled carriages wore blinkers to stop them seeing to the side or behind them which stopped them from being startled and only let them see where they were going. Something may be "bloody marvellous" or "bloody awful". Americans should avoid saying "bloody" as they sound silly. You might hear someone say "not blooming likely" so that they don't have to swear. Bugger all - If something costs bugger all, it means that it costs nothing. The reason "butchers" means a look even though it doesn't rhyme is because it is short for "butchers hook" and "hook" of course, does rhyme. Our official protestant church - of which the Queen is the head.
You would say it to a complete stranger or someone you knew. Sometimes it might get expanded to "all right mate"? Arse - This is a word that doesn't seem to exist in America.