Funny online dating pickup lines

30-Nov-2016 15:56 by 8 Comments

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Take a look at some of these shocking pick up lines: “Hey you’re really pretty. Make sure you read her profile before sending her a line because you want to put something personal in it.

Try something along the lines of “Oops, I accidentally deleted the email you send me. ” If she has a good sense of humor she will think it’s funny.

Beware, some of these lines are kind of naughty and/or explicit.

While these quotes might be amusing to contemplate, after reading a page or two, if I ever find myself single again, I'm only dating quiet types.

Just how do you get a young lady (or gentleman) to take a chance on you, anyway?

You just need a little something to break the ice, if you know what I mean.

” “At first I thought your profile picture was a stock photo! When I first decided to write a blog on online dating pick up lines I was just going to compile a list of the best ones, which would come from the responses to the emails I sent out.

Disgusted that I knew guys who actually thought that these lines would work.

Earlier this year, writing for Motherboard, Daniel Stuckey proclaimed Tinder—the geo-location hook up app that matches users together only after both have approved of each other—to be the end of online dating as we know it.

He touted its minimalism and straight-to-the-point approach. Profiles lack the basic information typically provided on other dating sites and apps, leaving users to select a match solely on looks.

Okay, so that just may be one of the weirdest analogies that I've ever made but it's still true.

What better way is there to get your love interest's attention than by using strategic pick up lines?

If she reply’s saying “I didn’t send you an email”, this gives you the “in” you were looking for in the first place!

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